Witty and sharp as a needle
This Shakespeare insult generator spews delightful excerpts like:
Hence, horrible villain, or I’ll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I’ll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp’d with wire, and stew’d'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle. (from Antony and Cleopatra)
And (while it lasts; does Craigslist poof items after a bit?) please do read this gloriously hilarious posting from a Seattle bike shop.
